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The Case of the Mystery Shrub: A Gardening Comedy

May 2024

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The Case of the Mystery Shrub: A Gardening Comedy

A humorous tale of gardeners, bindweed, and unexpected discoveries.

By Patricia Merewether

Illustrated By Christy Page

Read by Matilda Longbottom

 

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SSherry and I crossed paths during our Master Gardener Course, both of us thinking we knew the botanical universe like the backs of our hands after two decades of gardening in zone 6. Our green-thumbed hubris was about to meet its match.

It all started with a curious call from Sherry, seeking advice on identifying a mysterious plant her sister Anne had spotted near her workplace. Anne, a stranger to the realm of gardening, described an evergreen shrub adorned with exquisite white flowers every summer. Intrigued, we embarked on a quest to crack the case of this enigmatic shrub.

As Anne chauffeured us to the scene of the floral mystery, anticipation bubbled within us. Yet, as the shrub came into view, so did the realization of our folly. It wasn’t some exotic botanical wonder; it was a humble yew bush, bedecked not with delicate blooms but with the rampant vines of bindweed, masquerading as morning glories.

Amidst our laughter, Anne stood bewildered. “What?!” she exclaimed, seeking elucidation.

With a shake of our heads, we enlightened her about the deceptive nature of bindweed and the unsuitability of yew bushes for her garden ambitions. But Anne, undeterred by our horticultural caution, declared her intent to cultivate the very combination we cautioned against.

“I don’t care,” she proclaimed, her enthusiasm undiminished. “My yard’s a barren canvas anyway.”

With a shrug and a shared glance, Sherry and I relented, agreeing to escort Anne to the garden center in pursuit of a more garden-friendly alternative. Anne’s excitement soared at the prospect of becoming a gardener, and we couldn’t help but share in her newfound enthusiasm.

In a delightful twist, Sherry suggested, “I’m buying.”

Anne beamed. “Great! Then I’ll be a gardener just like you!”

“Yes, that’s all it takes,” Sherry affirmed, sneaking me a sly wink.

And thus, amidst laughter and newfound camaraderie, Anne’s journey into the world of gardening began. ❖


About the Author: Patricia Merewether’s love affair with gardening spans over six decades, nurtured by the tender memories of tending flowers with her grandmother. Despite the passage of time, her passion for plants remains undiminished, a testament to the enduring magic of gardens and the joy they bring. Patricia resides in Holly, Michigan, where she continues to cultivate beauty amidst the blooms.

 

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TABLE OF CONTENTS

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  • My Horizontal Rhododendron
  • Strawberries Aren’t for Donkeys!
  • Transplanting: The Tender Act
  • Celebrating Spring with May Day
  • PLANTS WE LOVE

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  • Confessions of a Zucchini Enthusiast
  • Quinoa: The Super Seed That’s Making History and Winning Hearts
  • STORIES FROM THE GARDEN

  • Chainsaw Mother’s Day
  • The Great Zucchini Challenge
  • Harvest of Friendship
  • A Journey to Joyful Self-Discovery
  • Garden Gags and Midnight Munchies
  • Blooms of Joy
  • A Mother’s Timeless Gift of Gardening
  • The Case of the Mystery Shrub: A Gardening Comedy
  • Welcome to the Garden
  • Introducing Sunflower Gardening in America
  • Introducing our new Animal Tales Story Collection
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  • Introduction German Recipes from the Garden
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