Read by Brian Lupin

My introduction to figs did not happen in a garden, a market, or even in my father’s kitchen.
It happened in Sunday school.
Most Sunday mornings in those days involved snacks that would now earn the label ultra-processed—graham crackers, Oreos, and the occasional sugary mystery that came in a crinkly wrapper. So, when our teacher arrived one morning with a small container of soft, dusky fruits I had never seen before, it felt almost… biblical.
They were figs.
I bit into one and discovered something rich, honeyed, and slightly mysterious. It tasted ancient. It tasted important. It tasted like something that should probably have a story behind it.
Naturally, I asked if I could take one home to show my dad.
My father—professional chef, backyard gardener, and patient interpreter of my culinary curiosity—listened as I enthusiastically proposed planting a fig tree in our Sacramento Valley yard. For reasons I never fully understood (perhaps he was picturing fig roots invading the plumbing or a wasp lecture he wasn’t ready to deliver), he gently steered me in another direction.
That very afternoon, he took me to visit a fig orchard in the valley.
And it was enormous.
Rows upon rows of trees stretched across the sun-washed fields, heavy with fruit. The air smelled warm and sweet. The orchard owners sold fresh figs, dried figs, fig jam, fig paste, and things I’m fairly sure were fig-adjacent even if I couldn’t pronounce them at the time.
We left with a basket overflowing with fig joy — more than enough to distract me from my backyard planting ambitions.
Where Figs Come From (Hint: Very Far Away)
Figs are one of humanity’s oldest cultivated fruits. Archaeological evidence suggests they were grown in the Middle East more than 11,000 years ago — possibly even before wheat. Ancient Egyptians revered them, Greeks celebrated them, and Romans carried them throughout their empire.
From the Mediterranean, figs traveled west with explorers and missionaries. Spanish settlers brought fig trees to Mexico and then north into California during the 1700s. The famous Mission fig—still widely grown today—earned its name from those early California missions.
Once established in the warm, dry climate of California’s Central Valley, figs thrived. The Sacramento Valley, with its long Summers and mild Winters, proved nearly perfect for them. No wonder that orchard I visited seemed so endless.
Where Figs Grow Best in the U.S.
Figs love warmth, sun, and relatively dry conditions. They perform best outdoors in:
- California’s Central Valley and coastal zones
- Texas and the Gulf Coast
- Arizona and New Mexico
- The Southeast (Georgia, Alabama, South Carolina)
- Warmer parts of the Mid-Atlantic
In colder regions — including much of New England — figs can still be grown:
- In containers moved indoors for Winter
- Against south-facing walls for warmth
- With Winter protection wraps
- Or in greenhouses, where they actually do quite well thanks to their tolerance for dry air and limited root space
In other words, figs are surprisingly adaptable — especially if gardeners are willing to give them a little help.
A Few Fig Varieties Worth Knowing
Not all figs taste the same, and their uses vary wonderfully:
Mission Fig
Deep purple skin, strawberry-colored interior
Great fresh, dried, or in baking
Brown Turkey
Mild, sweet, reliable producer
Excellent for fresh eating and preserves
Kadota
Greenish-yellow skin, honeyed flavor
Wonderful for drying and canning
Black Madeira
Rich, complex flavor often described as “berry-like”
Highly prized by fig enthusiasts
Celeste (Sugar Fig)
Small, very sweet figs
Perfect for snacking straight off the tree
Fresh figs are luxurious on their own, but they also shine:
- With goat cheese and honey
- Wrapped in prosciutto
- Roasted with balsamic glaze
- Chopped into salads
- Or simmered into jam
Fun Fig Facts
- Figs are technically not fruit, but inverted flowers called syconia.
- They are one of the few plants pollinated by a single specialized wasp species. (Don’t worry — the process is natural and harmless to eaters.)
- The fig tree is mentioned repeatedly in ancient texts, from the Bible to classical literature.
- Dried figs were once carried by Roman soldiers as energy rations — essentially the original power snack.
- Fig leaves became humanity’s first recorded wardrobe accessory.
Full Circle: The Newton Returns
Weeks—or maybe months—after my Sunday school fig epiphany, our teacher arrived again with a snack surprise.
This time it wasn’t fresh fruit.
It was Fig Newtons.
Specifically, the ones made by Nabisco, which in my young mind represented the perfect merger of history, sweetness, and convenience. I rushed home that afternoon to report my discovery and asked my dad if we could pick up some on our next shopping trip.
We did.
And to this day, I remain a loyal Fig Newton fan.
I still enjoy fresh figs when I can get them, still admire fig trees whenever I encounter one, and still remember that Sunday morning when a small, wrinkled fruit opened the door to thousands of years of agricultural history.
Not bad for a snack that had to compete with Oreos. ❖