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Blossoms & Blunders Story Collection

March 2024

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Blossoms & Blunders Story Collection

Here’s your invitation to read this special Story Collection on gardening humor

By Don Nicholas

TToday, I’m here to offer you a golden ticket to unlock a world of laughter and camaraderie in your gardening journey. Are you ready to dig deeper into the world of gardening mishaps and chuckles?

Now, I know what you’re thinking—humor is a bit like a rare flower; it blooms in unexpected places. In this case, it blooms in the garden, where you’ll find stories that are so funny, they’ll have you laughing until you snort your herbal tea.

Take me, for example. In my youthful gardening days, I had an unforgettable encounter with a rake. I stepped on it, and it smacked me right in the forehead with such force that I saw stars (or maybe they were daisies). At the time, I didn’t see the humor, but my brother found it side-splittingly hilarious. He’s recounted that incident more times than I can count, and now, even I can’t help but laugh. Trust me, what doesn’t kill us in the garden makes for some great anecdotes!

The Blossoms & Blunders: 31 Absurdly Funny Gardening Tales Story Collection is a carefully curated bouquet of the best-of-the-worst gardening humor. These tales were handpicked from decades of submissions to GreenPrints, and we’ve plucked the 31 funniest blooms just for you.

As fellow gardeners, I’m sure you’ll relate to these stories. They’ll remind you that your gardening blunders are part of a much larger tapestry of hilarity involving humans, plants, and tools.

Picture this: you’ll be sharing these stories with your gardening buddies for years to come, and there’s no sweeter satisfaction than knowing you’re not alone in your garden misadventures.

In the end, much of what you’ll read in Blossoms & Blunders can only be truly appreciated by someone who spends time playing in the dirt. So, embrace the absurdity of gardening and start reading this new Story Collection right now!

 
Warmest wishes for gardening success and a hearty laugh with your gardening buddies,
Don Nicholas
Executive Publisher
GreenPrints

 
Access the Blossoms & Blunders: 31 Absurdly Funny Gardening Tales Collection right now. ❖

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TABLE OF CONTENTS

  • At The Gate
  • Club Notes

  • The Great Tomato Caper: A Space Odyssey
  • Digging into the Dirt: A Humorous Guide to DIY Soil Testing and Gardening Success
  • Are Plants Smart?
  • A Christmas Carol?
  • When Something You Might Hate is Really, Really Good For You
  • The Confessions of a Serial Seedling Killer
  • A Quirky Twist on Easter Egg Hunts
  • PLANTS WE LOVE

  • Magnolia Melodies: A Blooming Journey through American Gardens
  • Tomato Tales: From Legal Battles to Culinary Delights
  • The Joyful Journey of Growing Your Own Wheat: A Wheat-Lover’s Guide to Home Gardening
  • STORIES FROM THE GARDEN

  • Spring’s Teasing Dance (with audio)
  • Circle of Joy: A Carousel and Mint-Tea Tale (with audio)
  • A Garden Grows in the Ballpark (with audio)
  • The Great Cow Patty Caper (with audio)
  • Love, Gardening & the Wildflower Symphony (with audio)
  • A Guide to Plant Companionship (with audio)
  • Garden Escape
  • Cultivating Luck (with audio)
  • Harmony of Hearts (with audio)
  • Magnolia Gardening in America—a GreenPrints GuideBook
  • Blossoms & Blunders Story Collection
  • GARDEN TO TABLE JOURNEYS

  • Craisins™️ on a Log
  • Cranberry Almond Bread
  • Egg in a Hole with Honey and Cinnamon
  • Stone Soup with Hearty Country Bread
  • Mediterranean Vegetable Lasagna
  • Herb and Pecan Encrusted Salmon
  • Homemade Fresh Strawberry Ice Cream
  • Kits & Calendars

  • Spirituality in the Garden StoryBook
  • Spirituality in the Garden ArtPrints Crafting Kit
  • Spirituality in the Garden Greeting Cards Crafting Kit
  • Magnolia Garden ArtPrints Crafting Kit
  • 2024 Spring Garden Planning Calendar Kit
  • Magnolia Garden Greeting Card Crafting Kit
  • Letters to GreenPrints

  • March 2024

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